Matt Damon Loses It As A Defcon Kavanaugh On 'Saturday Night Live'

Matt Damon Appears as Brett Kavanaugh in ‘Saturday Night Live’ Premiere (Watch)

Saturday Night Live kicked off its 44th season with a cold open featuring Matt Damon as embattled Supreme Court nominee/'80s movie villain Brett Kavanaugh.

Kavanaugh has been accused of forcing himself onto then-15 year old Christine Blasey Ford, who says she was able to escape from the room and leave the house party before Kavanaugh could remove her clothes. The testimony saw him speak of his love of beer - which SNL took to task. "I'm going to start at an 11".

"This is my speech". Damon shouts. He said he practiced his speech "screaming into an empty bag of Doritos".

"I'm a keg-is-half-full kinda guy", Damon said in his opening statement.

In walks a shouting, sniffing Judge Brett Kavanaugh, in an appearance by Matt Damon.

"Did you ever drink too much beer?"

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Aidy Bryant played Rachel Mitchell, the Arizona prosecutor brought in to question Ford, who says, "I'm here mostly for Twitter".

The writers of SNL picked mocked every part of Judge Kavanaugh's testimony. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI), played by Pete Davidson, who asked about Kavanaugh's yearbook entries before declaring they all stood for sex. "And meanwhile, I've got these. calendars".

"Well guess what? I'm not backin" down, you sons of (expletives).

One section was taken nearly verbatim from the hearing, showing Damon responding with combativeness to questions about his drinking habits from Senator Amy Klobuchar, played by former SNL cast member Rachel Dratch. A cardboard cut-out of Alyssa Milano also drew several laughs from the crowd. "I don't know the meaning of the word 'stop!'". Damon's character asks, quickly following up with, "Sorry, I didn't mean it".

Damon's Kavanugh then raged: "You think I'm angry, you're damn right I am". Aidy Bryant also gave a great performance as the embattled prosecutor Rachel Mitchell, who is repeatedly cut off by the men in the senate, saying "I can not believe I flew here on Southwest for this".

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